I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
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I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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