he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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