I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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