she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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