let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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