I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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