Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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