Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
