This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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