It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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