You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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