New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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