Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
