Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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