I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
and she was petting her beer can
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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