My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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