with your own penis?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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