id be glad to
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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