you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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