no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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