sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just gift wrapped bread.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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