So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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