So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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