That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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