You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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