Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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