Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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