She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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