whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
too bad you live with your parents still
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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