ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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