If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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