love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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