If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
