fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
