Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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