My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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