Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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