white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
tell me about the fingering
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
