I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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