what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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