So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
and she was petting her beer can
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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