They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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