He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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