just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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