Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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