Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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