If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.