uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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The beer is more important than you right now.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?