he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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