stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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