haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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