So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
