someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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