some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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